SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

3 PM  - "Not Really a Mocktail Hour" 

Arrive anytime this hour at our house! Mingle with other guests! Prepare for our celebratory Mario Kart Tournament by completing a time trial (see below). 

4 PM - The Ceremony 

Graham & Kristin will say their vows and become spouses! 

5 PM -  Receiving Line / Dinner Prep / Games
Get your once-in-a-lifetime moment to take a photo with the freshly spoused couple! Pictures are complimentary, autographs are $275. Headshots not provided. 

6 PM - Dinner + Speeches
Enjoy a home cooked meal put together by the families of the Bride and Groom. Seating will be communal since we think you are all the coolest. Speeches from our nearest and dearest will begin shortly thereafter. 

7 PM - Ceremonial Cupcakes + Final Words from K&G 
Enjoy a wonderful cupcake provided by friend of the couple, B's Sweet Home Bakery.

7:15 - Commence Chicanery!
The bride and groom will share a first dance as a married couple to celebrate no longer living in sin.
Indoor board games, outdoor yard games, music, The LaMose Grand Prix, a quiet Puzzle Room, and hangout spaces are provided. 

11:00 - Fin
Kristin & Graham depart for a quiet night at the nicest Roadside Motel this side of Red Deer. You don't have to go home, but Millie and Opal will expect you to feed them if you stay. 

• We have two dogs, Millie and Opal, who will also be in attendance. Please prepare accordingly for any allergies or needs.

• The wedding and activities will take place outside on the lawn of our backyard. Be prepared for possible shifts in weather throughout the evening, and wear shoes you can move in!

• If you enjoy crushing darts, enjoying cigars, vaping, or partaking in the Devil's Lettuce, please go to the front yard! If you enjoy an edible, please just me mindful that there will be children about and please consume responsibly. 

• If you do enjoy a cigar, the groom requests you bring one for him because it's the only vice he has left.